Showing posts with label Bruce Willis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bruce Willis. Show all posts

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Day 37 -- Striking Distance



Released: September 17th, 1993

Starring: Bruce Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Dennis Farina, Tom Siezmore, Robert Pastorelli

Writer/Director: Rowdy Herrington and Marty Kaplan/Rowdy Herrington

Description: Coming from a police family, Tom Hardy ends up fighting his uncle after the murder of his father. Tom believes the killer is another cop, and goes on the record with his allegations. Demoted then to river duty, the killer taunts Tom.

[Review may contain spoilers. Please watch movie before reading, unless you don't care. Most of these films have already been released for a while, so they should be readily available.]

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Ah, when Bruce Willis was a legitimate action star. For those too young to remember, Mr. Willis at one time was hired to play these roles, not be an over-acting parody of them. Most notably starring in the two greatest Christmas films of our generation, Die Hard and Die Hard 2.

"Striking Distance" is a forgotten "gem" from the early 90s that had one of the most ridiculous twist at the end. Willis stars as Det. Tom Hardy, who is investigating the Polish Hill Strangler murders, while also being the key witness in his partner and cousin's (Really?) police brutality trail. Prior to the policeman's ball and after the conviction of his cousin, Jimmy Detillo (Pastorelli), Hardy's father is killed following a high speed chase with the Strangler. Hardy's insistence that the killer was a cop and not the man they arrested for the crime, coupled with the suicide of Jimmy, earns him a demotion to "river duty". 

For most people, that explanation of the early plot doesn't ring a bell, but mention it's the movie where Willis plays a boat cop, and every one suddenly remembers. To be honest, that's all that should be remembered about this film. Just like "Twisted" before it, this movie -- despite being older -- follows the same cliches as every other film of the genre. Lone wolf detective tries to investigate a crime that every one else believes was committed by someone else, and when they discover the truth, it is a twist that they never saw coming. In "Striking Distance's" case, the twist was that the cousin wasn't dead, but he was indeed, the Strangler himself. Oh, no, they couldn't stop themselves there, Jimmy's father, Nick Detillo (Farina) killed Hardy's father to cover up his son's crime.

The writers not only had one twist ending, but two (three if you count Parker's IAB double agent/Hardy's lover storyline) that are ridiculous and never explained. But what can you expect from a writing team named Rowdy and Marty, I mean seriously, the only person who should call themselves "Rowdy" is Roddy Piper. And no surprise that "Rowdy" also directed "Road House", which is just as ridiculous as this film. I'm sure I'll find a lot of these, but once again it looks like the writers just went by a template and filled in blanks for character name, location and dialogue. Every action piece and investigation scene was straight out of every law enforcement movie ever made. 

Willis didn't help matters either as he played a sadder version of John McClane, and casting Parker as his love interest didn't do the film any favors. The acting overall was average, and very much monotone, except for the freak out by Danny Detillo (Sizemore) at the police party. It was a border paycheck performance for most of the actors involved.

"Striking Distance" will be remembered for one thing and one thing only: It's the movie about boat cops. No matter how small a part the actual river duty played in the movie, that will always be the lasting memory of the film. And one final plea, stop casting Parker as a romantic lead, no one finds her remotely sexy -- even Matthew Broderick.

Rating: 5/10 -- Should only be sought out if you have an obsession to watch every Bruce Willis film ever made, or you were doing some crazy project where you were watching a movie a day, but who would do that? Nothing really off putting about it, but it would be a last resort on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Movie Monday: Disaster Movies

I'm making an early return from my hiatus for a quick run down of my three favorite (not best) Disaster Movies, and a couple crazy underrated entries. Without further ado, in honor of Hurricane Irene:

3. Deep Impact (1998)

Maybe I have a thing for asteroids, or meteors, or space junk hitting the earth, but two of these three movies involve something from space possibly hitting the Earth and ending life as we know it. Deep Impact slides into the third spot because while it's still a terrible more, it takes itself much too seriously. It succeeds at times with emotional moments like the scene with the old couple succumbing to their fate as the tsunami rolls on to coast. It's the only story line that has legitimate closure. Unlike the awful  Elijah Wood and Leelee Sobieski ending with them running up a hill to safety with a baby.

Tagline sums it up best: Oceans Rise. Cities Fall. Hope Survives. (vomit)

Verdict: Good movie to watch if there's not much else on. Plus you get an over the top acting performance from Tea Leoni, which is almost as bad as Bad Boys.

2. The Day after Tomorrow (2004)

Great visuals. Good Acting. Emmy Rossum is actually tolerable in this role, and Jake Gyllenhaall is as dreamy as every. I love the science talk in this movie, I don't know if it's true or not, but they make it sound good.

Verdict: If you are worried about global warming, don't watch this movie. If you're worried about people thinking you have a thing for Jake Gyllenhall, then tell 'em you watch for Dennis Quaid Emmy Rossum.

1. Armageddon (1998)

Bruce Willis. Billy Bob Thornton. Steve Buscemi riding a nuclear war head. Some guy who won an Oscar with Matt Damon. If you haven't seen this movie, you are a communist.

Verdict: Rent this masterpiece movie yesterday. Great campy fun, and it doesn't take it self seriously at all. You will not stop once you start.'

Underrated: Miracle Mile and The Night of the Comet

If you haven't seen Miracle Mile, check it out because the story is sorta interesting but it's so 80's fantastic that it doesn't matter. It stars Dr. Mark Greene Anthony Edwards, and that other chick from St. Elmo's Fire. An it's about nukes and maybe commies, I'm not sure but it's worth at least one viewing if you enjoy 80's "films".

Night of the Comet is just pure, unadulterated insanity. I'm not sure if you could classify it a disaster movie, but I don't care. I've seen this movie dozens of time, but I still don't know how the movie got produced. My only guess is that it was made in the 80's and apparently people would see anything in the 80's.

Must Watch Actresses Update: Sophia Bush sits at No. 4 now because of my Hurricane Irene viewing of One Tree Hill Season 3 and Van Wilder. Great raspy voice (I think you guys have figured out my type). If you want to see an actress put in top level work while dealing with a personal problem (with her TV boyfriend and real-life Ex-husband), watch OTH Season 3. The girl pull some serious raw emotions out during the season finale. She should get more recognition than she does. I will watch anything with her in it, including that awful remake of the Hitcher.